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The continuing adventures of Doggy. 7: In the dog house. or: "what is that awful smell?"
It's been an eventful couple of weeks! We've had young guests (yippee) and I've had a haircut and a bath. (yuk) One of the beautiful daughters & her boyfriend came! They took me for endless walks, fed me doggy chocs 'til I was sick and let me do everthing I'm usually not allowed to do. It took three of them to give me a haircut though. One holding me down, one using a buzzy thing that made all my hair fall off and the boyfriend (top dog!) feeding me even more doggy chocs. They took me for a great walk afterwards and having lost my best smelling long hair I needed a fresh fragrance. As luck would have it I found a deceased lynx. Just the ticket for a good roll around. Everyone enjoyed it, I could tell by the way they all kept sniffing the air. The following week everything went quiet again and I had to "come here", "don't do that", "stop eating that" etc. etc. So whilst out on a walk I made a break for it. And what do you know...the lynx!!! A week had made all the difference. What a heady scent. My mistress and webman were very excited too, they were banging the wire fence and shouting all kinds of encouragement as I really got down to it. Unfortunately it wasn't to last. When we got home I was grabbed by the scruff of the neck and hauled into the shower with my mistress. It was awful. I thought webman was going to have a heart attack. What was so funny I'd like to know? Revenge is sweet though, I managed to escape and shake myself all over their bed.
.................read more from Doggy soon. Doggy 1 Doggy 2 Doggy 3 Doggy 4 Doggy 5 Doggy 6 Doggy 7
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