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6: New Year, new attitudeor: bye bye psycho pupOh boy oh boy oh boy.......is Christmas "off street" cool or what? I mean what IS a turkey? Wow, the taste! Why was webman on the roof dressed in red? Why did they give me this soft puppy thing?
Why does everyone get so uptight when I take it outside and bury it? Who cares... I have a new best friend! At last - someone who understands me! Belinda is a canine behavioral therapist whatever that is. So, the deal seems to be that she is trying to teach my people how we behave in the pack. Apparently they don't know how hard it is for me to protect them from the other dogs. Perhaps they'll see it my way in future when I attack the joggers and bite the horses heels'. It's working already actually. I take them for a walk on the lead now, so there's no need for me to protect them - what a relief I tell you. New Year was a big disappointment though. All my friends said it would be wild. What did we do? They went out and I was on guard for 6 hours. Couldn't understand a word they said when they came back. Mind you, that's not unusual. I got them back though, I was sick on the carpet the next day. Anyway, Belinda has suggested some resolutions for me for this year and webman has suggested some "or else" ones too. oooops.
I'm not so bad, am I?
So, watch this space. My second year looks pretty boring from here, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve yet................ Doggy 1 Doggy 2 Doggy 3 Doggy 4 Doggy 5 Doggy 6 Doggy 7
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